A cult relic of ye olde television began to surface this week, as Jean Paul Gaultier’s saucy, late night talk show got a bumper rerelease. Running for the best part of a decade in the 90s and early 00s, Eurotrash was a circus of rabbit show jumping, singing dogs, and nude cleaning services, featuring Davina McCall and Graham Norton, alongside guest appearances from Naomi Campbell, Carla Bruni, and Kylie Minogue. It’s the kind of thing that would never happen now, gaining popularity back when dodgy pictures glitched from big lumps of plastic in the corner of living rooms, when presenters were actually allowed to be rude. Probably because this is all olden days stuff, Eurotrash is only being released as a DVD boxset. So perhaps we were right when we bravely came out in defence of DVDs? The complete series can be purchased here for £69… of course. And though Jean Paul Gaultier officially retired from fashion in 2020, he is seemingly returning to his roots, having made a feverish cameo on Lorraine Kelly’s ITV morning show. 

In other news this week, an actual fast fashion helpline was set up for Gen Z shoppers, while Linda Evangelista made a triumphant comeback as the cover star of British Vogue’s September issue. Elsewhere, shitosting alt-queen La’Shaunae got her own fashion line, just as centaurs strode into fashion’s focus – in case you hadn’t herd?? For everything else that may have passed you by, click through the gallery below.