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​Morrissey Apparently Orders from the Kids' Menu at Restaurants

Morrissey is no stranger to making outrageous claims in the media, and his latest revelations have exposed the former Smiths singer’s truly bizarre eating habits.
Speaking to Tremr, the singer revealed that while he doesn’t identify as “vegan, vegetarian or carnivorous,” he won’t eat animals, bird or fish — or as he put it “anything that had a mother.”
According to him, that leaves him with only “bread, potatoes, pasta and nuts… all stodge.”
Moz also revealed that he “can’t eat anything that has any flavour,” admitting that “I’ve never had a curry, or coffee, or garlic.”
“I’m absolutely hopeless when I’m handed a menu in a restaurant,” he continued. “I go directly to the Kiddie’s Meals. If I find baked beans then the night is a huge success. If you ever bring me out to dinner it’s important that you also bring a toaster.”
He also went on to reinforce what he declared all the way back on Meat Is Murder, calling vegans “superior beings” and criticizing those who eat factory-farmed meat as “barbaric.”
Read the full interview here.